Fucking Christ, Comcast has been jerking me off for the best part of 36 hours, and as a result, I made a concerted effort to make any customer service representative's life HELL. I brought the full fury of a Chicagoan, with little to no reason. Basically I was a horrible asshole, but in my defense, I pay through the nose for my internet and cable TV, and yes, the weather played a part but they lied to me several times. So FUCK them. The following is a sample of the phrases I uttered:
[In an exaggerated Chicago accent]
"There are fucking planes landing at O'Hare and I can't access Hulu?"
"I lost 2 accounts today and about to lose a third thanks to your fucking bullshit".
"Are you seriously brushing me off? Fuck you."
Normally I'm not a total cocksucker, and have empathy for call center employees, after all I used to be one. But they kept screwing with me, so I hit back and kept fucking with them. It's the only way to get shit done with Comcast. And it's nothing personal. And with 20+ inches of snow on the ground, and sub-zero tempt's, I had nothing better to do.
And you know what? I'm going to call them back again, just to be a dick.
9 comments:
Do it!
Remind me not to get on your bad side!!!
I hear ya it took them asses a week and a half to switch me from one place to another and then decided to charge me for the extra work their tech decided to do comcast sucks and ya i had a few colorful words to say to a few customer service people too All and all give them hell lol
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Justin!
You should've just asked for the manager instead instead of being mean to everyone you encountered on the phone.
Why ruin other people's day because yours is ruined? I just don't get that philosophy.
Really, swearing at them? I think that was poor judgment on your part.
In any case, I'm glad your cable and internet connection has been restored.
-Dean
Although it sounds completely 'Asshole' of you. You cannot argue with results.
When you get punched...PUNCH BACK.
From ComcastCares1:
"Sorry for the trouble. I work for Comcast. If you need further assistance, we are always here to help."
Haha. I really just got that e-mail!
AT&T is always an option.
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