Thursday, February 3, 2011


Fucking Christ, Comcast has been jerking me off for the best part of 36 hours, and as a result, I made a concerted effort to make any customer service representative's life HELL. I brought the full fury of a Chicagoan, with little to no reason. Basically I was a horrible asshole, but in my defense, I pay through the nose for my internet and cable TV, and yes, the weather played a part but they lied to me several times. So FUCK them. The following is a sample of the phrases I uttered:

[In an exaggerated Chicago accent]

"There are fucking planes landing at O'Hare and I can't access Hulu?"
"I lost 2 accounts today and about to lose a third thanks to your fucking bullshit".
"Are you seriously brushing me off? Fuck you."

Normally I'm not a total cocksucker, and have empathy for call center employees, after all I used to be one. But they kept screwing with me, so I hit back and kept fucking with them. It's the only way to get shit done with Comcast. And it's nothing personal. And with 20+ inches of snow on the ground, and sub-zero tempt's, I had nothing better to do.

And you know what? I'm going to call them back again, just to be a dick.


Mike said...

Do it!

drew said...

Remind me not to get on your bad side!!!

amber said...

I hear ya it took them asses a week and a half to switch me from one place to another and then decided to charge me for the extra work their tech decided to do comcast sucks and ya i had a few colorful words to say to a few customer service people too All and all give them hell lol

ComcastCares1 said...

Sorry for the trouble. I work for Comcast. If you need further assistance, we are always here to help.

Mark Casem
Comcast Corp.
National Customer Operations

Dean Grey said...


You should've just asked for the manager instead instead of being mean to everyone you encountered on the phone.

Why ruin other people's day because yours is ruined? I just don't get that philosophy.

Really, swearing at them? I think that was poor judgment on your part.

In any case, I'm glad your cable and internet connection has been restored.


Mind Of Mine said...

Although it sounds completely 'Asshole' of you. You cannot argue with results.

JUSTIN said...

When you get punched...PUNCH BACK.

JUSTIN said...

From ComcastCares1:

"Sorry for the trouble. I work for Comcast. If you need further assistance, we are always here to help."

Haha. I really just got that e-mail!

Anonymous said...

AT&T is always an option.