Fucking Christ, Comcast has been jerking me off for the best part of 36 hours, and as a result, I made a concerted effort to make any customer service representative's life HELL. I brought the full fury of a Chicagoan, with little to no reason. Basically I was a horrible asshole, but in my defense, I pay through the nose for my internet and cable TV, and yes, the weather played a part but they lied to me several times. So FUCK them. The following is a sample of the phrases I uttered:
[In an exaggerated Chicago accent]
"There are fucking planes landing at O'Hare and I can't access Hulu?"
"I lost 2 accounts today and about to lose a third thanks to your fucking bullshit".
"Are you seriously brushing me off? Fuck you."
Normally I'm not a total cocksucker, and have empathy for call center employees, after all I used to be one. But they kept screwing with me, so I hit back and kept fucking with them. It's the only way to get shit done with Comcast. And it's nothing personal. And with 20+ inches of snow on the ground, and sub-zero tempt's, I had nothing better to do.
And you know what? I'm going to call them back again, just to be a dick.