BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN

Until last November I had been working out consistently for about 2 years. Mind you, that is not to imply that I am gym rat (my body would attest that) but I loved that post-workout feeling when the endorphins are being released (or whatever it is they do). 

So it was with a heavy heart that I had to put my gym membership on "hold" to save money. When you are forced to live on 46% of what you were making before, it's tough to justify spending $70/month to work out. 

Anyways, I got a call from the gym yesterday saying that the "hold" on my account had expired, and when they tried to process a payment, it got rejected. Fuck. So today I went to the gym and spoke with a manager. 

She explained that I had to pay the $20 "bounce check" fee and then asked if I wanted to put the account back on hold. I said I did since I couldn't afford $70/month. "Well what could you afford?" she asked me. Before I could even answer she said "What about $35/month?" to which I quickly replied that that would be doable. 

Finally I can go back to working out on semi-daily basis! Hooray! With a little hard work this extra winter (er, PBR) fat will fuck right off and all the boys will be drooling over me (or at least I won't be sucking in my gut when I wear skinny jeans). 

PS - I was also pleased to discover that hot gay guys are still in abundance at my gym. In a span of 10 minutes I spotted at least 6 guys that I would go all buck nasty on. WOOT!