"The one on the left is named FUCK and the one on the right is known as YES."
In addition to my new additions to my burgeoning fleets of sneaks, I was proudly escorted to my place of employment with the guy that makes me very happy [PUKE]. I know...I KNOW! But my female co-workers co-signed on him; they think he's very cute. And I do not, nor will not disagree.
*The Black Key's song "10 Cent Pistol" is so, So, SO GOOD!