Thursday, May 27, 2010

I POPPED A BONER AT THE GYM TODAY

This never happens to me, randomly popping a boner in public, at least not since high school. To my credit, this guy doing push-ups was the hottest guy I've ever seen in real life. 6'2", probably 195 of nothing but muscle, the perfect amount of beard subtle and a general air of fucking unadulterated hotness.

He appeared out of seemingly thin air, while I was using the ass machine, when I noticed him...and couldn't take my eyes off him . Usually SUPER good looking people annoy me, but damn son, I couldn't help myself. Thankfully before anyone noticed the tent in my gym shorts I moved over to the sit-down ab machine thing, and did my best not to look in his general direction.

Whew. I think I may need to beat off again.

3 comments:

Mind Of Mine said...

Happens to the best of us! :)

Dean Grey said...

Mmmm.....

He sounds delicious, Justin!

What an incentive to join a gym!

-Dean

Branden said...

atleast nobody noticed. haha, happens to me alot