Sometimes things other than images of people fucking turn me on, specifically well designed objects like a skyscraper, a pair of shoes or in this case, a REALLY FAST FUCKING CAR. The Audi R8 Spyder is a member of my masturbatory dream garage and now they made it even better. The 5.2L v10 pumping out 525HP and 391LB-FT of torque is still there, as is the aluminum space frame, only now they ripped the rood off. Praise Jesus. Seriously. I know people always embed stupid clips of random shit on blogs, but the 90-second film below is super fucking neat-o. Check it out!
Anyone got $150,000 to loan me? I really need a car and this one suits me perfectly. It's wildily impracticable, it guzzles gas like Pierre Fitch guzzles cock and would you look at those LCD headlamps!!! I WANT! As if you haven't already noticed, this car brings out my inner 12 year old. Which I think is the point of cars like this. Well, that and to get laid like, 8 times day. Which would actually be a necessity since the sound of the mid-engine would make my dick hard.
PS - I'll settle for the hard top version too. Or a Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 (both are very much the same under the skin).
PPS - I think I should get a job writing copy for car ads. Audi? HELLO!
5 comments:
Ah, I'm glad the love/hate relationship with dear ol' Pierre is still going strong.
Until I get my turn, it shall remain...haha.
Justin!
So if Pierre Fitch were sitting in an Audi R8 Spyder your head would just about explode then, huh?
LOL
-Dean
I like the idea of a job writing copy for car ads, but I'm wondering if Audi would feel the same about, "...the sound of the mid-engine would make my dick hard."
I mean I believe in truth in advertising and all but...
embed stupid clips , huh?!?!?.
ha ha. nice car.
later
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