Wednesday, November 18, 2009

I REALLY LIKE MIDDLE-OF-THE-NIGHT SEX

I know there are a plethora of people out there like claim to prefer morning sex, or afternoon sex, or hate sex or whatever-the-fuck-else sex: but let me be clear: I'm very much a fan of Middle-Of-The-Night sex.

Last night Pablo was over and we did our business fairly early (twice in fact - this guy can keep up!) and promptly passed out. Sometime around 3AM I awoke to shift (my arm is still fucked up and locks up when I sleep) which awoke Pablo.

I apologized, which turned into cuddling, which turn into making out...which...you get the idea. We probably didn't spend that much time - but enough time was spent in which I was briefly self-conscious and worried my Roomie might hear us, but whatever.

The thought process, which by the way is completely initiated by my libido, is as follows: Hey! Justin! Wake the fuck up! There's a still an attractive guy sleeping next to you! Do something about it!

And thus sweet, sweaty man-on-man love making commences. It's just so simple and inevitable. I've quizzed straight friends of mine, if this is the same case with them and their significant others, I can't trace anything resembling a consensus. So...I'm curious, anyone else know what I mean?

5 comments:

Kelly said...

Yes... I know what you mean... It is nice to have that middle of the night sex... first, like you said, something wakes one of you, then get settled, someone rubs a leg with his, then move in close, then someone slighty touches penis by accident, then quick make out and then sex, then clean up and back to snoaring.... always nice switch of events...

Jay said...

Well i'm a great sleeper, never usually wake up in the middle of the night. But if I ever do, i'll let you know if I like it or not ;)

j

Giant Butters said...

Love the midnight sex. Good for you! Perhaps that should be "Hunting the Rhino!"

I hope you have the chance to Hunt the Rhino some more soon!

about a boy said...

i love it. the post that is...ive not had middle of the night sex for ages. i might just have to talk to the boyfriend about changing that.

Mind Of Mine said...

I am also a middle of the night guy as well.

Me and my Ex used to wake up in the middle of the night. Have Sex, not speak a work to each other and then and then roll back over and go to sleep.

It became somewhat of a routine!