Tuesday, September 29, 2009

AND ANOTHER THING THAT FUCKING HURTS

2 Fridays ago, before I ate shit on my bike, I got a haircut. I've been growing my hair out, so it had been awhile since the last time I got my hair did. But it was time. So I rode over to my usual barber-shop, where the thick accented Syrian dude gave me a solid cut (he always does a good job).

Another thing I did, was to ask him to trim my eyebrows. It seems that with age, my eyebrows grow like crazy! Usually, the barber will simply hold a comb up to my eyebrows and use the buzzer to get them back in line.

However, for reasons that are still not clear, he decided to go all medieval on me and decided to employ the old school method of removing hair, specifically, threading. At first I didn't even realize what he was asking to do (did I mention he has a super thick accent?). All I understood was his insistence that I lay back and close my eyes.

Next thing I know, he's taking 2 SUPER FUCKING SHARP pieces of fine thread, and ripping hair off my face. Can I get an OOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH!? Fuck man! Shit hurt. A LOT. But I must admit, he did a fantastic job, not only on the eyebrows, but I really like my haircut too. And I only paid $12. Not bad!

PS - I would KILL for eyelashes like those pictured above!

9 comments:

jason said...

gee, I don't even know what "theading" entails.

Why do I suspect if I type it in google, I'll just find porn?

Dean Grey said...

Justin!

I hope he gave you really nice arches!

-Dean

Pat said...

You shouldn't let him cut your brows. They'll come back with a vengance.

Cockbag LLC said...

Just don't get those wax or start over grooming-gay brows are not a good thing.

S J D said...

Justin, your details are coming. Promise.

On another note completely, where did you get this picture of my eyelashes?

borg_queen said...

I thought that was YOUR eye. I do know that you're not dark, though.

And I agree. Gay brows are not good. They are hardon deflating. Along with gay voice and gay wristedness. ewww! lol

Giant Butters said...

Hmm. Are you sure those aren't YOUR eyelashes. 'Cuz yours look suspiciously similar.

JUSTIN said...

@Giant Butters: I recognize the likeness, but that's actually what Google images found. The glasses are right on though.

S said...

Even I don't get my brows threaded :P