Wednesday, July 8, 2009

YOU'LL NEVER THINK OF ME THE SAME

I know I like to joke around and stuff, or regale my readers with bawdy tales of drunkenness and/or hooking up from time to time. But if I may, I'd like to get serious for a moment. [WARNING: SERIOUS BLOG POST INCOMING!!!]

OK...so, I'll just lay it all out. Last night, I was a little drunk, at home, with not much to do. And I fear that I made a major, potentially life altering error. It's something I'm not proud of, in fact, my actions actions are overwhelming me with regret. [DRAMATIC DEEP BREATH]

...I watched "NYC Prep". I know! Like ZOMG!!! Whatever "street cred" I had, has since vanished into the ether, at approximately 8:48PM Central, 7/7/2009; a date that I shall never forget. Thus was and is the day in which I had to return my balls, and quietly slink into the background. The future holds nothing but shame for me.

First the Real World: Cancun, and now this. I am FUCKED!

So afraid I had ceased to function as a 29 year old American male, I had to immediately report to the nearest dive bar/shit hole and win 6 concurrent games of 8-ball against grizzled, blue collar guys (I actually did, shit was bad-ass!) just to make sure I wasn't totally brain dead. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the corner, weeping and inconsolable.

PS: PC is so "family".

7 comments:

Thomas said...

It's OK. I've given in to the Real World for 3 seasons.

(Oh god, no! stop! don't delete my blog link from your side bar! nooooooooooooo!)

Anonymous said...

Haven't we all had one of those 'that's so gay' moments? Part of being gay is accepting that stereotypes come from somewhere - and despite our best efforts we find ourselves doing something that makes us cringe. Embrace it and enjoy the contrasts in your life.

Xtremeforce said...

hahahahahaha Thats OK we forgive you. (pshhhht I have something to confess I've been dvr'ing NYC prep) Also PC is soooooooo family.

Paul

JP said...

It's ok... I still heart you.

Anonymous said...

You should be ashamed of yourself. What't next the Wendy Williams show. I'm taking your man card away. Seriously, that show is trainwreck. You know you should do something better with your time but you can't pull yourself away. It's as unwatchable a show as I can remember. You need to turn in your dude card.

Anonymous said...

You should be ashamed of yourself. What't next the Wendy Williams show. I'm taking your man card away. Seriously, that show is trainwreck. You know you should do something better with your time but you can't pull yourself away. It's as unwatchable a show as I can remember. You need to turn in your dude card.

S J D said...

Top 10 Ways You Know You're Having an Off Week #4: YOU watch an episode of "NYC Prep" before I do.

Be still my heart