I know I like to joke around and stuff, or regale my readers with bawdy tales of drunkenness and/or hooking up from time to time. But if I may, I'd like to get serious for a moment. [WARNING: SERIOUS BLOG POST INCOMING!!!]
OK...so, I'll just lay it all out. Last night, I was a little drunk, at home, with not much to do. And I fear that I made a major, potentially life altering error. It's something I'm not proud of, in fact, my actions actions are overwhelming me with regret. [DRAMATIC DEEP BREATH]
...I watched "NYC Prep". I know! Like ZOMG!!! Whatever "street cred" I had, has since vanished into the ether, at approximately 8:48PM Central, 7/7/2009; a date that I shall never forget. Thus was and is the day in which I had to return my balls, and quietly slink into the background. The future holds nothing but shame for me.
First the Real World: Cancun, and now this. I am FUCKED!
So afraid I had ceased to function as a 29 year old American male, I had to immediately report to the nearest dive bar/shit hole and win 6 concurrent games of 8-ball against grizzled, blue collar guys (I actually did, shit was bad-ass!) just to make sure I wasn't totally brain dead. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the corner, weeping and inconsolable.
PS: PC is so "family".