Tuesday, September 2, 2008

WHOOPS!

One of the highlights of this recent weekend was that I got to meet up with an old friend from high school who was in town for the weekend. We used to be really close back in the day, in fact she was my date for Senior Prom. For whatever reason we haven't seen or even talked in years. But thanks to the power of Facebook, she tracked me down and we made plans to hang out.

Saturday Night, after spending untold hours at a BBQ, she texted me and said she was in the area. My friend, her friend and I got back to my place, had some drinks, chatted and all that good stuff. She asked about a mutual friend of ours, and I said "oh! check out this funny picture of her on my phone...".

Well then she continued to scroll through my pictures, asking who various people are. "Who's the big guy with the Mohawk?" she asks, and I explain it's a good buddy of mine. And then she scrolls through the phone some more and says "UGH! Who's fucking dick is that!!!?"

F-U-C-K!

Back in June or July I took a picture of my dick for some unknown reason (lie) and had forgotten that it was still on my phone. Thinking quickly I said "oh....um, that's Mohawk Friend's dick, he likes to play practical jokes, [insert nervous laughter here], I told ya, he's a funny guy!"

Then I not so subtly reached for my phone, but my friend's friend snatched it out of her hand to get a closer look and declared, "DAYUM, that's one nice cock for a white boy". They never questioned why a straight friend of mine would take a picture of his Raging Boner with my phone. Thank God...that was close!

11 comments:

Silly Billy said...

Not one, but TWO boxes! HAWT!

Dane said...

I think there's more than one reader who'd like to see that pic!

dollar said...

Where's the money shot?

Uncensored version, please!

VpO said...

Nice save!

Nolan said...

Why do you keep teasing us?

ex-roomie said...

Mohawk Friend tells me to tell you, "Hardee HAR! Nice beard, douche!"

Whatever that means....

I think your a geek for taking pictures of your weenie.

Jay said...

no sneak peak? :(

Mike said...

Nice save!

jeremy said...

to ex-roomie: agreed on the geek comment. i never thought of our boy as a dick-pic guy. how hysterical!

to j: were you masturbating with a telephone cord at the time? very hot. . .

JUSTIN said...

@ jeremy: yes...I get off on telecommunications, in fact I wish I could be one of those old school switchboard operators, so hot

Anonymous said...

"DAYUM, that's one nice cock for a white boy"

someones a little narcissistic !