Friday, August 15, 2008

TCB AND THEN SOME

I had a rather productive evening last night and took care of a few things. Let’s review…

-Laundry…2 loads of clothes and my sheets.

-Cleaned out the fridge (it smelled like something died in there).

-Stocked up on 2 vital “food” groups…Budweiser and Evan Williams whiskey.

-Caved in and ordered digital cable from Comcast…no more missed Cubs games for me!

-Balanced my checkbook (found extra money! WOOT!).

-Paid all my bills (there’s goes that extra found money).

-Acquired a particularly strong strain of a certain plant-like substance.

-Shredded 2 months worth of credit card offers.

-Took out all the trash and recycling.

-Dusted like I was high on meth (although in reality I was just stoned).

-Watched the Cubs sweep the Atlanta Braves…watch out Florida Marlins, you’re next on my boys’ hit list (sorry VJ)!

-Called my landlord about my leaky toilet (he promises to fix it today).

-Dropped off my dry cleaning (finally).

Things I didn’t do:

-Go to the gym.

-Call my Mom.

-Blow Grady Sizemore.

Well, that about covers it. I think this makes up for being a lazy piece of shit for most of the week. Happy Friday!

4 comments:

H. Alan Scott said...

I need a productive night, badly!

Crap Newsman said...

What happened to your July blogger summit? Did it push through?

Chicago's Bi Guy said...

Wow all of this was for one night.. this is a entire week worth of stuff for me.. That must have been some good "plant" substance you had.

Anonymous said...

Evan Williams whiskey! That's a classy girl.