I had a rather productive evening last night and took care of a few things. Let’s review…
-Laundry…2 loads of clothes and my sheets.
-Cleaned out the fridge (it smelled like something died in there).
-Stocked up on 2 vital “food” groups…Budweiser and Evan Williams whiskey.
-Caved in and ordered digital cable from Comcast…no more missed Cubs games for me!
-Balanced my checkbook (found extra money! WOOT!).
-Paid all my bills (there’s goes that extra found money).
-Acquired a particularly strong strain of a certain plant-like substance.
-Shredded 2 months worth of credit card offers.
-Took out all the trash and recycling.
-Dusted like I was high on meth (although in reality I was just stoned).
-Watched the Cubs sweep the Atlanta Braves…watch out Florida Marlins, you’re next on my boys’ hit list (sorry VJ)!
-Called my landlord about my leaky toilet (he promises to fix it today).
-Dropped off my dry cleaning (finally).
Things I didn’t do:
-Go to the gym.
-Call my Mom.
-Blow Grady Sizemore.
Well, that about covers it. I think this makes up for being a lazy piece of shit for most of the week. Happy Friday!