Tuesday, January 15, 2008

HMMM, THIS FEELS LIKE MORE THAN JUST AN AVERAGE TUESDAY...

SCENE: INTERIOR/APARTMENT/CHICAGO/NIGHT

Our young protagonist comes home from work. Though he heroically dropped off his dry cleaning (at night - who does that?) his energy is depleted from work, traffic and the Untied State's foreign policy.

He removes his work clothes, noticing his belly is not as taut as he would like it to be. Rather than hit the gym, he cracks a Miller Lite, and makes himself on a well worn leather couch. He flips about the television, before deciding to watch some Friday Night Lights DVDs...


JUSTIN: (to no one in particular) "this show is fucking great!"

[INCOMING]

ROOMIES CAT #1: "meeeew!"
JUSTIN: "who's more hot? Zach Gilford or Taylor Kitsch?"
ROOMIES CAT #1: "meeeew!"
JUSTIN: "RIGHT? I would so do both!"
ROOMIES CAT #1: "meeeew!"
JUSTIN: "oh hell ya kitty cat - I'd do 'em BOTH at the same time too!"
ROOMIES CAT #1: "meeeew!"
JUSTIN: "OK, fuck that! you're perverted..."

[INCOMING, YET AGAIN]

ROOMIES CAT #2: "...ahem, do not mind him, for he is callous and shallow..."
JUSTIN: "....."
ROOMIES CAT #2: "perhaps you have more important business to attend to..."
JUSTIN: "like what? I dropped off my dry cleaning!"
ROOMIES CAT #2: (contemplates the nails on his left paw) "...ahem..."
JUSTIN: (rolls eyes) "what the shit?"
ROOMIES CAT #2: "is today not an important day?"
JUSTIN: (gulps Miller Lite nervously) "...uh, no, not really...what are getting at? And why the fuck is a cat talking to me?"
ROOMIES CAT #2: (looks annoyed) "perhaps you should...um, blog about something...something special?"
JUSTIN: (gulps Miller Lite, some spills down his chin) "I already blogged about the HOTNESS that is Sidney Crosby...what more do you want from me?"
ROOMIES CAT #2: "...don't be an ass...check your blog - dipshit..."

Our young protagonist curiously probes about his blog...

GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: (filing nails) "...'bout fucking time asshole"
JUSTIN: "WHAT?"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: "like you don't know"
JUSTIN: "know what?"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: (arms folding) "fuck you!"
JUSTIN: "FUCK YOU!"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: (tapping right foot) "...pssssh..."
JUSTIN: "I have no time for this...get it off your damn mind!"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: (throws flower vase across room, barely missed Justin's head)
JUSTIN: "THE FUCK!?!"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: "You forgot our GODDAMN ANNIVERSARY! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
JUSTIN: (realizing the gravity of the situation): "...I...uh, well, shucks, wanted it to be a surprise!"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: (throws yet another flower vase across room, barely missed Justin's head yet again)
JUSTIN: "I'm SORRY!"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: "...you don't love LOVE ME!"
JUSTIN: "stop typing in CAPS!"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: "...you don't love LOVE ME!"
JUSTIN: (tearing up, voice shaky) "I love you!"
GUY FROM CHICAGO BLOG: "...say it like you mean it!"
JUSTIN: (blubbering mess) "I LOVE YOU!"

OK - that's as far as that goes, haha. Thank you all for reading from time to time. I hope you enjoy reading this blog as much as I enjoy writing it. Honestly, when I first decided to start a blog I had very modest goals to maybe form a few informal friendships.

Needless to say this forum has wildly exceeded my expectations. It has truly proved to be a "game-changer" in my life, and it is something I am beyond grateful for. Still have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that's it's been a year since this endeavor began...

WOOT!

15 comments:

Steven said...

That sorta sounds like foreplay.

Happy first anniversary!

Bruce said...

Great post. Happy Anniversary!!

J.R. said...

Best "blog anniversary" post ever. EVER.

Nothing Golden Stays

Silly Billy said...

Haha. AWESOME POST.

Happy Anni dude!

K said...

Couple of things....

#1: Happy Anniversary!

#2: Zack is hotter

#3: You're hilarious

The End

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Happy Anniversary!

(I almost didn't read all the way through...)

Chicago's Bi Guy said...

Wow... You've been at this a entire year congrats. Here's wishing your next year well be just as much fun as your first.

Closeted said...

Great post...haha and Happy Anniversary!!!

Faggot said...

Happy bloggversary
I will do both Zach& Taylor but Zach is better :-D

FitnessNerd said...

Happy Blogversary!

I still have 6 months to go...do I have to do all the half anniversary shit since it's new? I don't want my blog to get pissy at me.

Your roomie's cats seems like a bitchs, just like mine, but she's 17, she is entitled. :-)

Happy Blogversary!

BW said...

Happy Anniversary. Your roomaes cat sounds about as bitchy as mine. Look forward to reading more.

BW

B said...

Happy blogiversary, I enjoy reading

Roomie said...

You guys kept me up all night with your arguing. How long are you going to put up with that abuse?

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

Happy blogiversary Jus.

Hilarious post.

jason said...

That cat and your blog are totally sleeping with each other.
I can feel it.

happy anniversary!