Soon after moving in with the Roomie to our current place I was sitting on the couch and watching TV when I came across a televised PBR event. Needless to say, I quickly realized the futility of denying the sheer, utter hotness of the men riding those bulls.
Everyone has their own taste in men (well, those that are attracted to men that is) and I know a lot of gay men that melt when confronted with an image of Jake Gyllenhaal (I do too, especially when watching Jarhead) or whatever model is hot these days. Me, I like boys that are rough and rugged, usually jocks of some sort, but in particular, I lust after men that climb atop 2,000 bulls and attempt to ride them for 8 seconds.
Even when they fail, they look amazingly hot! Here is a random sampling of guys that inhabit my fantasy "stable" of hot Bull Riders:
Everyone has their own taste in men (well, those that are attracted to men that is) and I know a lot of gay men that melt when confronted with an image of Jake Gyllenhaal (I do too, especially when watching Jarhead) or whatever model is hot these days. Me, I like boys that are rough and rugged, usually jocks of some sort, but in particular, I lust after men that climb atop 2,000 bulls and attempt to ride them for 8 seconds.
Even when they fail, they look amazingly hot! Here is a random sampling of guys that inhabit my fantasy "stable" of hot Bull Riders:
J.B. Mauney
Honestly, I wasn't even aware of the hotness that is J.B. until this afternoon while watching the PBR Finals. He's young, only 20, but damn if this guy from North Carolina doesn't put my libido into overdrive. I almost feel wrong being so attracted to him, but, well, I am. Such a stud!Mike Lee
Mike Lee won back to back championships in 2004 and 2005, and not just because he is so fine. He is an accomplished bull rider who came back from a near fatal accident in 2002 in which a bull's horn split his head open. Not cool. However, he rebounded and rose to the top ranks of pro riders. Another fact: I have a framed autograph/photo of him in which he wrote: "Justin, Jesus loves you, Mike Lee". I love his smile!Robson Palermo
This is another example of why I love watching PBR. Robson was off my radar (hey, I haven't had cable for 6 months now) until this afternoon. He is the gasoline that feeds my fire for Latino men. Those eyes are so hot! Those lips! Those cheekbones...(I'll brb, haha).Guilherme Marchi
Shirtless. Brazilian. Bull Rider. I want those arms wrapped around me. Something about that belt buckle puts many a dirty thought into my mind...Justin McBride
Seriously, if the Bull Riding thing doesn't work out, I think he has a future in Hollywood. Lookup "leading man good looks" in the dictionary (probably isn't in there) and there will be a picture of Justin McBride. Or if there isn't, there damn well should be.
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damn those are some hotties!
OMG.. I was thinking the same thing Justin. I also was watching this on TV this weekend and must admit I fell in love with Guilherme Marchi (althought I'll have to work on his accent). He could ride me anyday.
You know there's an International Gay Rodeo Association. I'm sure Chicago has a chapter, most major cities have one. Save a bull, ride a cowboy!!
Dude, don't even get me started on bullriders... Sigh.
I'm gonna pass on your bullriders... I'll have me firefighter anyday :o)
Yeah, those bullriders sure can be sexy as hell...
I was there (in spirit) when you discovered JB, which means you have to share... and hey, since you're sharing him, how about all of them?
Nothing Golden Stays
i agree bullriders are HOT! i watch the rodeo just because of the hotties
"I lust after men that climb atop 2,000 bulls and attempt to ride them for 8 seconds."
I think you mean 2,000 POUND bulls. (Or maybe not?) My partner and I watch bull riding too. Damn hot is right!
- Hans
I think Robson Palermo is freaking HOT! I just saw a show about him and posted a blog about him as well lol. Good to know I am not the only man appreciating his sex appeal!
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