Friday, April 27, 2007

MEETING NEIL IS EASY

Observant readers may have noticed a new link on my blog, "Meeting Neil Is Easy". Neil is a more than a good friend of mine, he's also a former boss of mine from way back in the days when I used to frame art in a lovely suburban mall, (on good days he only made me cry once or twice, on bad days, well, let's just say some scars never completely heal).

Neil is a modern day Renaissance man: he draws, writes, paints, makes guitars weep, takes pictures and scares people with his monumentally talented mind. He also likes the White Sox, (not that there’s anything wrong with that, he was just born that way).

So go and Meet Neil, it’s easy, fun, generally safe and can be done from the comfort of your own home!

(Note: If Neil’s site meter doesn’t increase by at least 200% with 48hours he threatened to beat me with a wire hanger and a rubber glove)

9 comments:

MEETING NEIL IS EASY said...

Only a wire hanger and rubber glove? Did you forget about the box of rusty razors and flammable cans of Unstik?

We'll have to remember to rinse those eyes out a little longer next time...

JUSTIN said...

How many times must I apologize about damaging the Alfred Gockel? No, not the cutting board, noooooooo!

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

Justin you didn't say whether you'd like that kind of thing! Some people live for getting beaten with a wire hanger and as for the rubber glove that totally sounds kinky ;o)

Thanks for the comment.

JUSTIN said...

Haha, as long as a straight boy like Neil is doing it I'm down.

Neil: that was a joke.

MEETING NEIL IS EASY said...

That I'm straight or that you're down with it? Damn it boy, am I going to have to pull out the heavy artillery now? You know how much damage one can do with a fresh packet of diamond points, a spring-clip remover, and a purpose...

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

LOL. Howdy Neil. I think the two of you need to get a room.

I'm beginning to seriously doubt Neil's straight status here.

Is it me or does Neil not sound the eager bunny here?

I think this kind of behaviour has a name. Sodomy or is it sadism. I think sadism. Never trust a straight guy into sadism with a gay bloke!

MEETING NEIL IS EASY said...

You know, I DO have a pair of bunny ears laying around here somewhere... Thump, thump, thump.

I think the key words here are "never", "trust", and "Neil".

JUSTIN said...

There are 3 additional key words that pertain to this conversation: "I", "Need", and "Mace".

Soul Seared Dreamer said...

@Neil: thump thump thump? That is too funny. I think I might have wet myself laughing.... 'may have' as in I'm still laughing so hard I can't check...

@Justin: For your own safety heed my words carefully... mace will do shit all. Neil seems to me a proper pyscho... (have I said yet that I completely love his sense of humour)

@Neil: Plz send me photos if it gets kinky or you start spanking him ;o)