Next to my bed is an old lamp from IKEA, I never really liked it much, and perhaps that why I attempted to improve upon it by paining it orange. Let me also pre-face this saying I am not an "easy" sleeper. I tend to trash about when I am in bed alone.
Anyways, at some point last night I knocked over the lamp next to my bed, the one in particular, with a glass shade on top of it. I woke up next to a piece of glass about the size of my forearm, aimed at my neck. Needless to say, the whole mess is gone (and I am intact).