Sunday morning I woke up on time for work, and really, Really, REALLY needed to take a piss. BUT my Roommate was occupying the bathroom shaving God knows what (coincidentally she was getting ready for church).
So as I saw it I had 3 options:
#1: KITCHEN SINK: I nixed that since their were dishes in there that needed to be cleaned.
#2: GO OUTSIDE: Maybe an obvious option, but I only piss in alleys at night.
#3: CARAFE: A few days prior I took home a very rare beer in a plastic carafe...
So I pissed in it. In my pantry. And when I was done I sent the lot of it down the trash shoot. Classy, I know, but it was mission critical. Those of you who don't share a bathroom with anyone...you have NO idea how good you have it.
6 comments:
Too much information. :-)
That's a piss with a pretty high carbon footprint....
I'm running around my apartment now with all my lights on. In my birthday suit. And I'm thinking of YOU while I'm at it.
hahaha... got an extra one here... it's for ur use...
have fun!
JJRod'z
I've shared a place with girls before and all I can say is there is hair everywhere in the bathroom, no doubt! ha. later
I second #2.
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