Sunday morning I woke up on time for work, and really, Really, REALLY needed to take a piss. BUT my Roommate was occupying the bathroom shaving God knows what (coincidentally she was getting ready for church).
So as I saw it I had 3 options:
#1: KITCHEN SINK: I nixed that since their were dishes in there that needed to be cleaned.
#2: GO OUTSIDE: Maybe an obvious option, but I only piss in alleys at night.
#3: CARAFE: A few days prior I took home a very rare beer in a plastic carafe...
So I pissed in it. In my pantry. And when I was done I sent the lot of it down the trash shoot. Classy, I know, but it was mission critical. Those of you who don't share a bathroom with anyone...you have NO idea how good you have it.