Monday, August 9, 2010


I know, I know, please trust me when I tell you that I'm not into shoving my erect cock into cats faces. This is none other than my new prized possession; a water gun shaped conspicuously like "Justin Junior", that my friend (love you for this) purchased on my behalf.

My other buddy and I spent the last afternoon smoking pot, drinking beer and taking shots of whiskey when I pulled this thing out of my backpack. His cat immediately was drawn towards it, and I couldn't resit the urge to put it in it's face. Many giggles ensued.

That right there is the full on "cock" with the odd sideways balls. I plan on bringing it to work tomorrow. Hopefully I won't get arrested for indecent exposure. For now it shall reside upon the ledge next to the fridge in my kitchen.

I'm thinking of things other than water to fill it with. Skim milk? Vodka? Kalua? I'm open to any and all suggestions. Also, I'm thinking of all the potentially embarrassing photo opportunities. If you have any suggestions, leave them in the comments. Or e-mail me.

PS - Thanks again MK!


Mind Of Mine said...

This could be great for promoting drinks at the bar.

Dean Grey said...

Boys and their toys.



Jnk Nswt said...

Bailey's, amaretto, and heavy cream. (The recipe says "top with whipped cream," but that's to serve it in a glass.)

It's one of many recipes for a drink called a Blow Job.

samuel said...

I say stick with water. Your thicker liqueurs are likely to jam the mechanism and eventually destroy it, and your liquors are likely to taste like plastic. Or maybe I'm just a buzz kill like that.

Also, I almost forgot to come back and read this post. I clicked over from my feed reader yesterday not realizing there was going to be a pic of a kitty and a cock. If my sons had seen the kitty they'd immediately want to know what I was looking at, and then I'd have had to explain the cock, and I'm not ready for that just yet, so I Xed out too quick to finish. Crisis averted!

James Dean said...

I thought that was a dildo at first and I got a little excited. Damn! I need to get laid. : P