I know, I know, please trust me when I tell you that I'm not into shoving my erect cock into cats faces. This is none other than my new prized possession; a water gun shaped conspicuously like "Justin Junior", that my friend (love you for this) purchased on my behalf.
My other buddy and I spent the last afternoon smoking pot, drinking beer and taking shots of whiskey when I pulled this thing out of my backpack. His cat immediately was drawn towards it, and I couldn't resit the urge to put it in it's face. Many giggles ensued.
That right there is the full on "cock" with the odd sideways balls. I plan on bringing it to work tomorrow. Hopefully I won't get arrested for indecent exposure. For now it shall reside upon the ledge next to the fridge in my kitchen.
I'm thinking of things other than water to fill it with. Skim milk? Vodka? Kalua? I'm open to any and all suggestions. Also, I'm thinking of all the potentially embarrassing photo opportunities. If you have any suggestions, leave them in the comments. Or e-mail me.
PS - Thanks again MK!