Monday, June 7, 2010

MY ASS IS OFFICIALLY KICKED

And this is just the warm up. I worked 35 hours in the last 72 hours and got 7 hours of sleep. Somehow I'm still alive...although barely. There is a reason why for my lack of not being asleep and I'll get to that in a moment, but first let's review the random FUCKED UP moments.

-Friday Night was insanely busy (Hawks game) and in my rush to carry a heavy bus tub (of dirty dishes) I slipped and nearly broke my head open. Wisely I decided to drop the lot of the dishes and save myself from yet another head injury.

-Saturday Morning this creepy guy kept flagging me down to ask me a question. I assumed he wanted to ask me about a job, but instead wanted to fence a leather jacket for $20. I declined several times before he tried selling it to customers. I was "..." close" to bouncing that asshole.

-Saturday Night I declined an offer of a co-worker to get high in the alley behind the bar (more than once), yet did at least 6 shots of bourbon with him, which somehow didn't get me drunk and allowed me to control him.

-Sunday Day didn't even feel like work, more like just chilling with friends, and although I didn't make much money, 7 hours feels like nothing after a 16 hour shift. That being said I totally forgot that Roomie was hosting a dinner party for far too many people to comfortably fit in my apartment...

...and these people are still here. After working in 2 bars all weekend, the last thing I wanted to NOT do was to come home to 15 people getting wasted and yelling at each other in languages I am not fluent in. And I had No. Where. To. Go.

I'm exhausted, pissed off and in need of a blow job.

PS - I'm thinking of taking a hiatus from blogging starting Friday, which coincides with the start of the World Cup; I'll be working 30 days straight without a day off...I'm worried about my knees, the lack of cartilage is starting to really become apparent (HEY! No blow job jokes!).

PPS - My back is killing me.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Justin,

Take care of yourself. Don't know if I can make it 30 days without your perspective on life.

Be good to yourself. Schedule a massage, or maybe a chiropractic visit for preservation of your back.

Oh yeah, with all your dough, you can buy a condo in the Caymans. Viva Fifa World Cup!

Alex

Dean Grey said...

Rest up, Justin, but do NOT take a hiatus from blogging!

Several days maybe but a whole month?! NO!

-Dean

Anonymous said...

Dude. And I thought I worked alot. Try to take care of yourself a little. Remember that spending money you saved up? I think you can afford to take a few days off for your sanity and body.

Anonymous said...

Dude. And I thought I worked alot. Try to take care of yourself a little. Remember that spending money you saved up? I think you can afford to take a few days off for your sanity and body.