Thursday, June 17, 2010

THE LEAST ROMANTIC THING I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

Last night around 1AM or so I was smoking a cigarette out on the street, when a Meathead and his requisite petite blonde girl stroll past me. Here is exactly what I overheard:

MEATHEAD: "When we get back to your place I am taking your clothes off."
PETITE BLONDE: "...[high fives the Meathead]..."

THE END

10 comments:

Meeting Neil is Easy said...

Hahahahaha!! That's the funniest thing I heard all week!

Mike said...

So blunt.

Mind Of Mine said...

At least someone got nailed!

Cockbag LLC said...

Pure KLAZZ from both parties!

Anonymous said...

i kind of like this.

Dean Grey said...

Is it wrong of me to be jealous of that petite blonde girl?

-Dean

JUSTIN said...

"Let's get you out of those pants" actually worked for me tonight. I'm no better or worse than the Meathead dude...

C said...

Oh Chicago - how I miss you.

Anonymous said...

So how did he look in drag?

jason said...

at least he didn't call her "dude"
(or did he? :)