If you're a man between the age of 21 and 40, and are Black, Latino or White, and have a decent body and fucked up sense of humor, consider yourself warned: I AM ON THE FUCKING WAR PATH. I felt it's only fair to give you all 24 hours notice (I have to work tonight) but if you're out and about tomorrow night, you might just encounter a sexually frustrated guy named Justin. And if you go back to his home (or yours) IT'S FUCKING ON like Donkey Kong. Feel free to lie about your name, your job and even provide me with a fake phone number. I honestly don't care. As long as you're flexible and have nice eyes, we're good to go. I'm not fucking around, we're gonna get our mutual FUCK on.
Don't say I didn't warn you...
10 comments:
A man with a mission!!!
So, you ARE back!
Falling completely within the description including eyes and fleibility I think I'm glad I'm safely an ocean away. You might just be too wild now. :P
What happened to the last guy?
Where do I sign up?!
go 'head on!
@S: it just didn't work out...'nuff said.
That's hot!
Did you get it?
now u just need to update us on what happened!
Justin!
What's with the Donkey Kong reference?
Is that some kind of new slang I'm not aware of!?
-Dean
Now, if we could just get you to raise that upper age limit a bit....
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