The following picture means exactly 3 things:
1. There really is a God, and he loves me.
2. My life is now complete.
Words alone cannot explain the intensity of the orgasm I just gave myself (or rather Grady Sizemore did), I mean, it's not everyday that you get to see the guy you've been in an imaginary, long-term relationship reveal this much of himself. Sure, he took the pictures for his porn star ex-girlfriend, but I'll make believe he was squeezing his nuts just for me! Also, that man can really, really rock a suit. UGH, he's so fucking hot!