Sunday, November 29, 2009

THERE IS A GOD, AND HE LOVES ME

The following picture means exactly 3 things:


1. There really is a God, and he loves me.

2. My life is now complete.

3. Jason deserves one hell of a blowjob for sending me the link.

Words alone cannot explain the intensity of the orgasm I just gave myself (or rather Grady Sizemore did), I mean, it's not everyday that you get to see the guy you've been in an imaginary, long-term relationship reveal this much of himself. Sure, he took the pictures for his porn star ex-girlfriend, but I'll make believe he was squeezing his nuts just for me! Also, that man can really, really rock a suit. UGH, he's so fucking hot!

10 comments:

jason said...

lol.

First thing I thought of when I saw it was you...ok, maybe the second :)

Cockbag LLC said...

dlisted is always important daily reading for me.

Creme Filled Center said...

sweet!!

MidwestSmartass said...

The scary thing is that as soon as I saw the pics on dListed, I thought of you. :-)

BCOhio said...

Same thoughts here dude and I live in Cleveland. But make sure you save the pics. Rumor has it that he has gotten attorney's on the case and who knows how much longer they'll be able to be up online. He is amazingly hot!

VpO said...

he is sooo fucking gorgeous, my god!

JP Mac said...

There are rumors that a full frontal may be on it's way out...

The New Me said...

Tea?

Meeting Neil is Easy said...

Now if he was only good at baseball...

corvedacosta said...

thanks for posting