...my new handle as assigned to me by my best Girl's (i.e. Gloria) sister's 4-year-old son. Personally, I think the choice of the backwards "J" was a stroke of genius:
The Guuuurrrrls and I had quite a night of it last night, sucking down Jim Beam and taking wildly inappropriate pictures with a Disney digital camera (I promise I'll post the picture of a certain cartoon mouse sticking his fingers up my ass as soon as I have a copy of it).
Gloria PS - I just checked and there are "only" have 7 bruises on or near my nipples.
Gloria PPS - SID!!!
Everyone PS - My Facebook status is "Justin genflected and took a shot of whiskey when he got home safely tonight. Those roads are a bitch!" which indicates my satisafaction that I didn't die in a fiery auto-weather-related-accident tonight. Whew.