Tuesday, November 18, 2008

MEET MY NEW BF!

Perhaps I'm a superstitious, or just raised Catholic, but I sometimes restrain myself from posting about certain things in my life out of fear that if I do write about it here, shit will go bad. Such is the case with my new boyfriend...



His name is Jackson 'Jax' Teller, and he's in a biker gang. His Mom looks suspiciously like Katey Sagal and he's from California, and he's....so...um...fuck! OK, obviously this is just a fantasy of mine. Still, I'd "break up" up Grady Sizemore for this sexy man.

When Gloria was here last week, I pointed him out on when he came on TV, and she declared that "we could take turns fucking him". I'm not so sure I could share, but GODDAMN. There is not another sexier man on TV right now, nor is there a better show than Sons of Anarchy. It RAWKS!

UGH, the things I would let him do to me as long as he used his real British accent:


3 comments:

Silly Billy said...

Can I have Grady then?

Anonymous said...

He sure looks a lot different then he did in the British Queer as Folk.

Anonymous said...

I'd even give you the sloppy seconds.... 'cuz I know you like your shit dirty. ~G~