Friday, August 22, 2008

SEX AND THE OLYMPIC CITY

I'm not really into the Olympics, and therefore don't watch them. But still, it's obviously impossible to avoid them, and in the case of the swimmers (like everyone else) I'm glad I don't (goddamn, why didn't I join the swim team in high school? Oh right, I hate swimming).

Anyways, I don't know when I thought about this...but I was thinking about all the hot studs, all living in close proximity together. And I concluded that towards the end of the Olympics, when the competitions are over, that Olympic Village has got to be the hottest, sexiest place on Planet Earth.

Now, I usually only read the Times for Jeremy Clarkson's columns, but this headline caught my eye today, "Sex and the Olympic City", which basically confirms my suspicions, that towards the end of the games, the Village, is indeed, a total Fuck Fest. Here's a few choice quotes:

"There is a famous story from Seoul in 1988 that there were so many used condoms on the roof terrace of the British team's residential block the night after the swimming concluded that the British Olympic Association sent out an edict banning outdoor sex."

"It is a common sight to see recently knocked-out athletes gorging on Magnums and McDonald's, swilling alcohol and, of course, shagging like crazy. Sometimes all three at the same time."

“It is unbelievable in there; everyone is totally crazy once they are out of their competitions. God knows what it is going to be like this weekend. It is like a world within a world.”

Read all the hot, sordid details here: Sex and the Olympic City. Can we got NBC to cover some of this action?

5 comments:

dan said...

I think it would f-ing awesome to be the room service boy or something. ha just considering all the drinking and international dudes hanging around, there is bound to be some lines crossed. HAS to be .
good post. later.

borg_queen said...

While watching the parade of the athletes at the Opening Ceremony I noticed a lot of cute guys on the Brazilian team. But it wasn't the case for the Spanish team. I guess the former colonies of the Iberian countries are much better looking, huh? lol

Cockbag LLC said...

Let's go find where the Aussie's are staying. I love those accents.

Heather K. said...

Olympic Shagging, new event?
...and the medal goes to.....

Anonymous said...

I see this listing under "Staggering Display of Debauchery".... Really, a night a few weeks ago where my sister ended up with fucking WHIPLASH from drinking JD with us didn't qualify? I protest! Fucker.