This Monday turned out so much better than it began. I woke up on time and got to work, but I had a BAD case of the Monday Blues...which involved a mix of being kinda hungover and sore as hell from painting, moving heavy furniture and going to the gym (my abs are sore as hell).
After my first cup of black tea, I still felt like shit but reasoned that as soon as I got off work I would hit up the gay sports bar and watch the Cubbies kick the shit out of the Mets. This idea/thought got me through the day. The weather was awesome today too. Despite a weird fog/haze, it got in the mid-70's today and OMG did it feel nice.
Then a had to endure a very boring hour long meeting. Usually I can peer out the window of the conference room and watch the jets land at O'Hare, but now that a new projecture thing has been installed, they draw the blinds closed, and after 20 minutes I fell asleep. Not once, but thrice. Fucking Monday meetings...
When I got home from work I changed clothes and poured myself a stiff Bacardi and Diet Coke then promptly reported to said gay sports bar. There was a really hot guy that made all kinds of eye contact with me, but he left in the middle of the 3rd inning (BOO!).
During the 7th inning stretch I went outside for a smoke and this kinda cute/hipster kid with Buddy Holly glasses gave offered me $0.50 for a smoke. He was cool, if perhaps a bit too "gay" for my taste, but cool regardless.
I was left with the hot bartender and a pair of lesbians on my right who were more concerned with the trivia game that competed for their attention with baseball and the basketball playoffs. I spent the night knocking back Stellas and IM'ing/trash talking with Billy (in your face Bitch!).
After the Cubs won I decided to jet and despite the fact that Stella's were on special tonight, I was surprised to find that my tab was only $5. I think the cute bartender took a shine to me. I even second guessed him and he reassured me that my tab was right! I have a new crush...
WOOT! Cubs are 13-6!!! I feel like I'm gloating, but damn if this wasn't a good Monday!
After my first cup of black tea, I still felt like shit but reasoned that as soon as I got off work I would hit up the gay sports bar and watch the Cubbies kick the shit out of the Mets. This idea/thought got me through the day. The weather was awesome today too. Despite a weird fog/haze, it got in the mid-70's today and OMG did it feel nice.
Then a had to endure a very boring hour long meeting. Usually I can peer out the window of the conference room and watch the jets land at O'Hare, but now that a new projecture thing has been installed, they draw the blinds closed, and after 20 minutes I fell asleep. Not once, but thrice. Fucking Monday meetings...
When I got home from work I changed clothes and poured myself a stiff Bacardi and Diet Coke then promptly reported to said gay sports bar. There was a really hot guy that made all kinds of eye contact with me, but he left in the middle of the 3rd inning (BOO!).
During the 7th inning stretch I went outside for a smoke and this kinda cute/hipster kid with Buddy Holly glasses gave offered me $0.50 for a smoke. He was cool, if perhaps a bit too "gay" for my taste, but cool regardless.
I was left with the hot bartender and a pair of lesbians on my right who were more concerned with the trivia game that competed for their attention with baseball and the basketball playoffs. I spent the night knocking back Stellas and IM'ing/trash talking with Billy (in your face Bitch!).
After the Cubs won I decided to jet and despite the fact that Stella's were on special tonight, I was surprised to find that my tab was only $5. I think the cute bartender took a shine to me. I even second guessed him and he reassured me that my tab was right! I have a new crush...
WOOT! Cubs are 13-6!!! I feel like I'm gloating, but damn if this wasn't a good Monday!
4 comments:
$5 tab? Nice.
Are Stellas on special every Monday?
Bacardi with DIET Coke? Really?
$5 tab! Nice. When I read posts like this I get angry that I have never had a regular work day in my life.
@FP: It was niiice and they always have sweet specials.
@Cherry: Dude, you've bought me Bacardi & Diets before!
@JP: You're job is much more interesting than mine...
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