You checked me out in the toiletries section at Target today on our lunch breaks while I was looking at toothpaste. I wandered over to the travel size toiletries section and your sexy blue eyes followed me there and you stood close enough to me so that I could smell that you use Old Spice body wash. Later, in the checkout line (in more ways than one!) you're Apricot face wash revealed your sexuality and you seemed shocked to see me place a bottle of KY on the conveyor belt. Maybe we could put it use on our next lunch break...
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HAHA, ok, this actually did happen to me today, although once I got a better look at him while standing behind him in the checkout line (in more ways than one!) I decided he wasn't as cute as I first thought AND he was wearing ugly shoes (total deal breaker).
Regardless of my lack of genuine interest, one of my favorite past times is reading the missed connections ads on Craigslist and always wanted to write one.
Now that I have, I will either A), never write another one ever again, or B) make this into a quasi-permanent series that will get old and stale rather quickly, or exquisitely brilliant with with each passing "ad".
Regardless of my lack of genuine interest, one of my favorite past times is reading the missed connections ads on Craigslist and always wanted to write one.
Now that I have, I will either A), never write another one ever again, or B) make this into a quasi-permanent series that will get old and stale rather quickly, or exquisitely brilliant with with each passing "ad".
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LOL...you are so gay...picking your latest conquests on the basis of their shoes....I LOL'ed
(I would also prob do the same thing...but I'd totally keep it quiet...hahaha)
Ok, so check out this guy on craigslist, sounds like JR's "Mr. Not Flirting" -- http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/457124956.html
I'm not even sure on where to begin. Ok how about the beginning since that is alway a good place to start. Justin I have to agree with you I love reading those missed connection ads (my gym appears in a lot of them). I think this would be a funny section on your blog and maybe you can ask some of your readers to send you one funny missed connection from their city. Oh and Speedy I looked at the ad you posted that is some funny sh!t. Maybe I need to move to NYC and check it out.
P.S. Have fun in NY while you're there Justin. I'll be checking out the Missed Connections for that state while you're gone.
whenever i buy my lube, its always old ladies in line with me. although i can't say for sure that they aren't interested. i do wear orthopedic shoes, you know. a total deal maker.
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