Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Fellatio: The Blow Job

OK, maybe not skills to the pay the bills, but this e-mail I received from my X-Tube account is rather informative, (of not obvious..."really? don't employ the use of teeth when giving head?").

My comments are in italics.

Fellatio: The Blow Job

Fellatio is oral sex performed on a man. It is a great way to give pleasure; regardless of whether it is for foreplay, after play, or the main event. Like all other sexual skills, they must be learned, so communication is highly recommended. Whether the communication is before, during, or after, it is essential to learn the art. Finding out what he likes will invariably go a long way towards performing mind-blowing oral sex.

Wow, like gay men don't posses the ability to read minds?

Keep in mind, when you are performing oral sex, you are doing this for him. Sending negative vibes about not wanting to or how much of a chore it is will take away from his experience. If you are enthusiastic, chances are it will be over faster, and it will be your turn to receive. If you are really against performing fellatio, explain to your partner why you don"t, and don"t allow him to force you if you are uncomfortable. Also, do not expect your partner to perform oral on you if you will not for him. If he does, consider yourself lucky.

My turn!

Cleanliness is essential with virtually all forms of sexual play; particularly in oral sex where a bad taste or smell will undoubtedly dampen enthusiasm on the part of the giver. A bath or shower is a great primer, and can be the start of the festivities. If you are uncomfortable with a particular smell that your partner may have, suggest taking a shower with you, because you"ve had a busy day and don"t feel clean. You don"t want to point out the smell (unless it is a very common occurrence and can be prevented), as that will only lead to anxieties and take away from the overall experience.

Dude, when's the the last time you took a shower?

Positioning

Finding an agreeable position for fellatio is usually not a difficult task. Both the man receiving fellatio and the person performing fellatio need to be comfortable. For deep throating, it is wiser to choose a position where the angle of the penis and the angle of your throat are somewhat aligned. Make sure the position you choose considers the comfort of his testicles (balls). You do not want them to bunch up or get squished, but you do want them to be available for play.

How's the kitchen table treating your bad back?

The Basics

Too often oral sex is initiated by sucking on the penis. To achieve a more powerful orgasm, it is better practice to start with some teasing. With the exception of a quickie, fellatio should be started with some well placed teasing. Start by kissing and licking around his penis, on the inner thighs, then on to his testicles, and then slowly up his shaft towards his glans (the head of his penis). Once you get there, use your tongue to tickle him around the glans, and especially on his frenulum, the split on the underside of his penis. At this point, he should be hard as a rock and super-sensitive to everything that you do. You can continue teasing if you like, but we don"t recommend teasing too long, as this can become frustrating for the receiver.

I'll tease you until you promise never to vote for a Republican ever again!

One common problem people performing fellatio make is using only their mouth to repeatedly stroke his penis. They continue doing this until either it works, or they get a sore jaw and neck. A good "blow job" should not be too repetitive, should include stroking using a hand and the exploration of his testicles, thighs and (if you and he like) the anal region. By mixing up your style, you allow your muscles to relax, you can avoid getting a sore neck and you can improve your performance.

Do you like how how my nose feels on your balls?

How you mix it up should depend on what your partner"s likes. Although there is a lot to say about fellatio that can get the job done in a matter of minutes, it is the longer ones that usually result in more intense orgasms, and coincidentally are remembered.

I'm not wearing a watch, but I think the sun is coming up...

It is a good idea to keep an eye on his scrotum (his testicle "the balls"), as it is usually a good indicator of how close he is to coming. As a guy gets closer to climax, the skin on his scrotum tightens and pulls his testicles towards his body to warm them up. You can let this happen on its own, or help out by stimulating his testicles with a hand, tongue, or mouth. Most men do not realize just how good it feels for a nice hot, wet mouth to play with their testicles, so make a point to try it out.

Come on, that shit is elemental!

More Advanced

Once you get the basics, and are comfortable and experienced with them, there are a lot of options to increase the pleasure. One option is using lubricants on his shaft. This will allow you to stroke faster without causing irritation. There are a wide variety of products that can be used, this includes: flavored lubricants, lubricants that heat up when blown on or rubbed, water based, oil based and many others. On this note, using whipped cream, spreads, and other food can also be incorporated to make the "blow job" more erotic.

That gives "whiskey-dick" a whole new meaning.

Sex toys can add more stimulation. Whether it is a regular vibrator, a vibrating cock ring, or an oral simulator, these toys can greatly intensify the stimulation.

The gentle application of the back of one's knuckles can also achieve a nice effect.

If your man likes to experiment, we recommend stimulating his prostate gland with your finger or an anal toy to take his orgasms to a whole new world of pleasure. For more information on this, please refer to the anal play article.

Refer to my right hand.

Another more difficult to master skill is deep throating. In this, the performer takes the entire penis into the mouth and down the throat - hence the name. In many cases, the sensation is so intense that climax in men comes quickly. As enjoyable as this may be, it takes time to learn to control your gag reflex. You can train your gag reflex by trying to take as much of the penis as you can when performing fellatio. Your partner should restrain from any thrusting during this exercise! With time, you will be able to go deeper and deeper by relaxing your gag-reflex, until finally you"ll be able to take the whole easily.

Admittedly, this is my weak spot. Then again, most of the guys I been with have been "above average".

Ejaculation

Some men find it very erotic to have a partner swallow their semen, but if you really don"t feel comfortable with it, don"t do it. Options include: catching it in your mouth, then spitting it out; using a tissue to catch it; or, just letting it shoot and clean up the mess afterwards.

Clean it up later.

Many people stop performing fellatio right after their man ejaculates. Instead, you should continue to gently stimulate orally or with your hand for a minute or two longer. After a climax, the penis becomes much more sensitive, so try giving it to him a little longer. Be careful though, some men find this after-play too intense to handle.

Duh!

Warnings and Suggestions

Very few men like the feeling of teeth on their penis. Teeth can cause discomfort, cuts, and scratches to the skin if you are not careful. This is easily avoided by tucking your lips around your teeth before you take the penis in your mouth.

This whole post just became unnecessary. Even Ted Haggard knows not to use his teeth.

The use of condoms is highly recommended in the practice of safer sex. If you are not sure of your partner"s sexual history, it is strongly advised that you use a condom while performing any sexual act. If you want something a little more interesting try using a flavored condom and by all means stay away from the lubricated variety (the lubricants used on condoms taste horrible). A good suggestion for anyone using a condom during fellatio is to buy a flavored lubricant to turn a normal latex condom into a tasty condom.

I'll take a vaccine over a condom clad blow job any day.

4 comments:

Silly Billy said...

"I'll tease you until you promise never to vote for a Republican again"

Love it!

But how come they sent this email to you? Maybe one of your "above average" friends put your name on a suggestion list. :)

JUSTIN said...

Haha, not sure I want to speculate...it is what it is.

jay said...

Ok Then. Very interesting. I think I received a similar email but I didn't even bother to read it.

Hamilton said...

how come i never received any emails. now i feel left out