...I totally spaced on getting my tix for this shit! I briefly considered rocketing down I-65 and standing outside the banquet hall with my finger in the air to look for extras. Then I remembered this probably wasn't like looking for extra tickets at a Phish concert and decided in favor of self preservation. I would not want to fuck with the wrong people in Indiana.
So congratulations Tony D! You publicly espoused your views on homosexuality and your stand against gay marriage in public. As someone who also likes to indulge in public displays of political incorrectness, by all means, go fuck yourself.