Sunday, April 4, 2010

LEAST ROMANTIC DATE EVER!

Fucking hell..weirdest date last night. Not only did the guy I met look way too similar to the guy I dated last year (who broke my heart), he interrupted us making out to apply some sort of cream to an in grown hair below my chin that manifested itself in a pimple (whatever, it happens). Like...really?

Whatever...I left his place (unfulfilled sexually) at 6:45AM to go home and remove my contacts, to say nothing of my "honor", before I go into work today. Oh, and he had a tiny dog that he insisted sleep in his bed (I accidentally kicked it a few times) and freaked out when I spilled a glass of water off the nightstand...even though his bedroom resembled Sarajevo circa 1993.

But he did live right off the beach, in an old converted hotel. And as I left this morning to begin my walk of shameful shame, I snapped the above picture, which I really like (even though it's not 100% in focus). The cab ride home was the best $13 I may have ever spent.

11 comments:

Mind Of Mine said...

Ouch,

Sounds awful! Plus you didn't even get a happy ending!

What a bitch!

Anonymous said...

Justiiiin!

I'm jealous of little Miss Priss here for having such a kickass apartment, and I'm jealous of you for bagging guys that live in such kickass apartments. Positively green with envy, I tell you.

Anyway, I'm sorry it was so awkward for you :(. But at least you got a good blog post out of it :). And, darling, there's no time to waste: if he wasn't the one, on to the next! (Oooh that was good, I should trademark that phrase! Haha.)

Hope you're well!

x's and o's,

A-Gay in Chi

Dean Grey said...

Justin!

What a view! I'd continue to date him just so I could see the sunrise everyday!

LOL

-Dean

JUSTIN said...

That view looked so much better in person, foggy contacts and all.

Thomas said...

Wow, that sounds like a whole lot of awkward - and trust me, I know what I'm talking about because I'm the champion of awkward.

Aaron said...

I couldn't think of any better comment to top Dean's! LOL! Dating a guy for the view. Rightttt!

Windy City Sex blog said...

A bad date is a bad date. Sometimes you just have to cut your losses. I get it though. This wasn't about this guy as much as the ex.

Patrick said...

Off topic comment. You like Deer Tick? I saw them open for Jason Isbell a while back. Good band.

VpO said...

"Sarajevo circa 1993" love it!

dan said...

i stopped making out once to ask a guy to shave, i know totally lame of me, but he had popped in from out of town to stay the night and well just had the sharpest fine stubble...
anyway, HILARIOUS comparison to Sarajevo 1993... you're one heck of a writer. keep it up! later

Jay said...

great view! but still not worth it if he's an ass