ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A LAMBORGHINI GALLARDO LP560-4

Dear Santa Claus,

I have been a (relatively) good boy all year. Any "mistakes" I have made, I think, are outweighed by the random piles of bullshit that have been thrown at me. Whether my car got sideswiped, or I got hit my a car or having various personal relationships not work, to say nothing of professional ones that result in termination, it's been anything BUT an easy year.

That's OK though. I am not wallowing in self pity. The actions I have taken will allow me to get on for some time in a mostly continuous fashion...with one exception. My unemployment benefits, while generous, would be even more so had I not a car payment to make. So, here's my idea; I don't ant any presents this Christmas, except for one:

Yes, I know it's a bit pricey, but I will gladly forgo having to make the monthly payments on my Acura, in exchange for this most modest of Lamborghini. And not to be picky, but can I have one in dark charcoal with orange leather? And if it's not too much trouble, please murder out those rims too. With matte paint.

Just listen to that V-10 wail!

Thanks!

Justin/Guy From Chicago