Monday, October 20, 2008

EEEEK! I FOUND A NEST!

So, this afternoon, feeling hungry, I decided to brave the rain and walk down to a little hot dog stand on the corner a few blocks away. Since said hot dog stand has room for about 8 or so people to stand in while they order/wait for their food, I had to wait out in the rain. No big deal. And then...

...two HOT Mormon missionaries show up. I shit you not! One was about 5'8, blonde, kinda cute in that boring "boy next store" kind of way. But his buddy, well, he looked like Steve Sandvoss:

Obviously, he wasn't nearly this hot. But he was 6'3, athletic looking and (wait for it) dripping wet. He even had the rosy cheeks. Whew! I almost converted right then and there!

But it gets better! 2 more showed up, then 2 more, and then, and I really SHIT YOU NOT 2 more show up! Suddenly, it's me, my buddy C.W., 2 Latinas, some Cable TV dude and 7 Mormon Missionaries [note: due to space constraints the 8th one had to wait on the sidewalk in the rain]. He was shortish, dark hair/features and UGH so fucking hot.

Somehow I managed not to hyperventilate, which was accomplished by staring at my shoes and thinking of Barbara Bush on a slip n' slide. Thankfully my greasy food was ready and I got the hell out of there. After leaving my buddy C.W. turns to me and says "what the fuck was with all the Mormons?"

"I don't know...I don't know" said I while reaching for a cigarette.

THE END

11 comments:

Nolan said...

I always thought the mormon boys were hot since I went to a school where the population was about 30% mormon. I wonder if it's because they are like the forbidden fruit.

Fancy Pants said...

ah, mormon boys. just like the southern baptist boys back in oklahoma, straight off the farm . . .

Thomas said...

Every damn christian missionary is so damn attractive! Back in university, I think they only sent out the hottest guys to wander around asking people if they wanted to come to a Bible discussion.

I should have accepted their offer and tried to initiate some sort of Grope For God tradition...

Cockbag LLC said...

you know they have special underwear

Victor said...

A friend of mine told me two Mormons knocked on his door one day and he told them he was not interested in talking to them unless they would suck his cock.

My friend says they looked shocked and departed. Hours later he claims, one of them returned alone and did suck him.

I don't know if my friend was telling the truth but I liked the story.

Silly Billy said...

It is definitely a sign Justin. Repent now my friend!

Doghigh said...

I wonder if there is a word for the whole Mormon fetish?

Jay said...

great story vic! So after the bj did he actually listen to the whole spiel? ;)

Victor said...

Jay - I don't know but my guess is that he didn't

K said...

I love me some Mormon boys...haha!

Although I'd feel kinda bad corrupting them

Steven said...

The smoke comes after the O.