TRENT REZNOR CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO DO WITH ME

I must have missed a fucking memo or something. Though I'm not the biggest NIN fan, I've always liked their shit, but apparently I haven't seen a picture of Trent Reznor in sometime. I still thought of him when he looked like this:

Totally hot, but I was unaware of his physical transformation over the last few years after he got sober. All I can say is....DAYUMN! Like Robert Downey Jr., he traded the needle for a personal trainer. The results are evident:

He's positively Measty. If you consider the way he lived most of his adult life, and keep in mind that he's now 43 years old (young), he looks amazingly good. Bottom line...I would let him fuck me like an animal. From the inside out. Like NOW.

The following video makes me regret not going to see NIN at Lollapalooza, "The Big Come Down" off of the record "The Fragile", performed somewhere in Europe last year. Maybe if Neil is feeling generous he'll burn me a copy.