Had I not elected to order a third glass of champagne at brunch earlier today I would have been more able to articulate my thoughts, so I'll cop-out and let Kayne do the talking for me. Needless to say, I feel as if I'm living the Good Life as of late. Here is a brief highlight reel:
-My shoe fetish was feed with the addition of not one, but two new pairs of shoes. These dope ass New Balance Classics and these Timberland boots are competing for my attention. If I had four feet I would wear both pairs at once, but since I don't and it's winter in Chicago, the Tim's gonna win out.
-Went on a great date on Friday and afterwards met up with a buddy, where we went to a bar to shoot pool, only to be prohibited from shooting by a large group of Latinos that "owned" the table. However, your boy Justin walked up and challenged 'em, and won control of the table. At one point one Latina turned to another and said "damn, we got a hustler here". Damn right sister...damn right.
-Got fuckin' awesome news from my physician who informed me that I do not, in fact have a manageable, but not fun disease. Whew! The cherry on that cake was that my doc ran my piss for a drug test...and it came back clean! Weird. I have smoked several times over the last few weeks, but apparently the laws of biology do not apply to me.
-Last night I went drinking with my bro and his friends at a soccer pub. Anyone else like Carlsberg? It's delicious. The best part was that at one point, they were playing "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation" on one screen, "The Grinch That Stole Christmas" on another, and "A Christmas Story" on yet another. When the Simpsons original Christmas episode came on, I thought to myself that I could die happy, right there, right then, (instead I ordered another round of Christmas shots).
-Brunch this morning with my bro, his GF, my Father and his partner/friend/Roomie/whatever was great. Crab cake egg Benedict anyone? Followed by a piece of chocolate cake bigger than my head? More champagne? Yes, yes and yes. Oh, and Jim Gaffigan was sitting at the table next to us. Random, but amusing.
-OK, this post was almost done but my friend just called me and told me that he is coming over to get me "high as hell" and then dragging me to yet another soccer pub. Though I don't own a crystal ball, I predict the balance of the afternoon will be spent sipping Harp and watching sexy soccer players run around in Hi-Def.
WOOT!
-My shoe fetish was feed with the addition of not one, but two new pairs of shoes. These dope ass New Balance Classics and these Timberland boots are competing for my attention. If I had four feet I would wear both pairs at once, but since I don't and it's winter in Chicago, the Tim's gonna win out.
-Went on a great date on Friday and afterwards met up with a buddy, where we went to a bar to shoot pool, only to be prohibited from shooting by a large group of Latinos that "owned" the table. However, your boy Justin walked up and challenged 'em, and won control of the table. At one point one Latina turned to another and said "damn, we got a hustler here". Damn right sister...damn right.
-Got fuckin' awesome news from my physician who informed me that I do not, in fact have a manageable, but not fun disease. Whew! The cherry on that cake was that my doc ran my piss for a drug test...and it came back clean! Weird. I have smoked several times over the last few weeks, but apparently the laws of biology do not apply to me.
-Last night I went drinking with my bro and his friends at a soccer pub. Anyone else like Carlsberg? It's delicious. The best part was that at one point, they were playing "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation" on one screen, "The Grinch That Stole Christmas" on another, and "A Christmas Story" on yet another. When the Simpsons original Christmas episode came on, I thought to myself that I could die happy, right there, right then, (instead I ordered another round of Christmas shots).
-Brunch this morning with my bro, his GF, my Father and his partner/friend/Roomie/whatever was great. Crab cake egg Benedict anyone? Followed by a piece of chocolate cake bigger than my head? More champagne? Yes, yes and yes. Oh, and Jim Gaffigan was sitting at the table next to us. Random, but amusing.
-OK, this post was almost done but my friend just called me and told me that he is coming over to get me "high as hell" and then dragging me to yet another soccer pub. Though I don't own a crystal ball, I predict the balance of the afternoon will be spent sipping Harp and watching sexy soccer players run around in Hi-Def.
WOOT!
Not that anyone is asking for my advice, but if anyone is, I must advise you to eat your favorite food(s), drink your favorite drink(s), rock your sharpest thread(s), play your music too loud, forget about balancing your checkbook, tell someone you love them, and for godsakes breathe it all in.
5 comments:
DAMN, in deed you are living the Good Life, congrats on the great news from the doc, you little huslter..haha
Happy Holidays!
Justin, those NB kicks rule! And in 2008? ROCK IT! Thanks for inspiring us with a little of the good life. merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
Carlsberg = OK beer, Microbrew=Great Beer, haha.
Sounds like you're having fun!
OK, now I'm really craving Eggs Benedict (not crab, though—eww) followed by chocolate cake...
Nothing Golden Stays
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