Well, it's official, my dear Cubs have made into the post-season! That's fuckin' right, WE ARE THE NL CENTRAL CHAMPS! This is remarkable in that this is only the 5th time since 1945 that the Cubs have made it this far. The last time they made the playoffs was the ill-fated 2003 season, where the Marlins (with help from Steve Bartman) defeated us. I still remember that night, and how I almost broke my hand when I decided to release my aggression on a metal shelving unit. That was not a good idea.
But this is not 2003, it's 2007 and I've waited 5 looooooooong years for this. And the Cubs may very well implode in the post-season, but as of right now, I am fuckin' EXCITED! And how did I choose to celebrate? I went to the ol' gay sports bar last night, where they had their once a month Jockstrap Competition. Imagine, if you will 6 boys parading their goods on stage, faces obscured by a curtain. And goddamn, these boys were hot!
My favorite was the guy with tattoos on his torso, sporting a black jock. The other boys in the bar seemed to like him just as much, as he won the contest, and $300 to boot. Of course I was supposed to be rooting for a friend of a friend that got drunk enough to get up on stage, and while he did his best, his efforts were thwarted by said hot tattoo guy. Nothing you can do about that I guess...
But what a way to celebrate the Cubs big "W", right? Right! Of course, I could think of another way to celebrate, but that's neither here nor there. And I wouldn't want to construe myself as greedy...the eye candy certainly sufficed. Usually I dislike feeling hungover, but really, I have a valid reason for being so, and I like it. My head might be pounding, but I still have a huge grin on my face.
GO CUBS! IT'S GONNA FUCKIN' HAPPEN!
But this is not 2003, it's 2007 and I've waited 5 looooooooong years for this. And the Cubs may very well implode in the post-season, but as of right now, I am fuckin' EXCITED! And how did I choose to celebrate? I went to the ol' gay sports bar last night, where they had their once a month Jockstrap Competition. Imagine, if you will 6 boys parading their goods on stage, faces obscured by a curtain. And goddamn, these boys were hot!
My favorite was the guy with tattoos on his torso, sporting a black jock. The other boys in the bar seemed to like him just as much, as he won the contest, and $300 to boot. Of course I was supposed to be rooting for a friend of a friend that got drunk enough to get up on stage, and while he did his best, his efforts were thwarted by said hot tattoo guy. Nothing you can do about that I guess...
But what a way to celebrate the Cubs big "W", right? Right! Of course, I could think of another way to celebrate, but that's neither here nor there. And I wouldn't want to construe myself as greedy...the eye candy certainly sufficed. Usually I dislike feeling hungover, but really, I have a valid reason for being so, and I like it. My head might be pounding, but I still have a huge grin on my face.
GO CUBS! IT'S GONNA FUCKIN' HAPPEN!
This as close as I could come to approximating the hotness that won last night. Really, I don't get why some guys don't like tattoos, I find them HOT!
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Go, Cubs, Go!
Since moving to Chicago last year, I have really enjoyed the games at Wrigley.
It is official, I am coming out of the closet. I am a Cubs fan, hear me roar!
dollar
Chicago
Dear Justin;
I heart you as much as i can heart a stranger and cub fan whose innermost thoughts and experiences i read from time to time, but enough with the bartman already! he didn't lose that game for you guys, your pitching and fielding lost it! anyway, if you look at the zapruder film of that moment, it was some other guy next to bartman who actually got in the way. b-man was just the geeky nerdy scapegoat. i think now is the time when the cubs should welcome him back to wrigley -- maybe give him a seat in the upper deck, though.
anyway, as probably your only fan who is a white sox fan, enjoy the post-season.
@Dollar: Congratulations...being a closeted Cubs fan is not easy, especially in light of recent developments. Haha, welcome to the party!
@James: You are correct, it was not Bartman's fault...I should have been more clear, but I was mostly framing the 2003 debacle as a "typical" Cubs implosion. I am not the type of Cubs fan to blame losses on a Goat or a Black Cat or even poor Steve Bartman. I felt bad for that guy, especially having seen the footage on YouTube of him being escorted out of Wrigley that night.
Jus, don't get me started on tattoos.. seriously just don't.
You need to find a more revealing picture of that one you've pictured - it looks HOT HOT HOT.
What scares me is I ain't even refering to his cock, honestly I'm not :o(
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