MOVING IN ANOTHER DIRECTION

After the failure of a potential relationship with the guy I was seeing (he even invoked the lame "it's not you, it's me" dreaded excuse) I met another guy, whom I will refer to as "Juan". This began as a purely sex driven situation, in that we were both looking for a fuck buddy. God, the sex has been amazing, as I'm sure the neighbors can attest to.

That being said, I'm starting to have feelings towards this guy, and I suspect as much from him. My major issue is that he is young, only 23, and I don't know if I really want or am able to support an actual relationship at this time. However, he's fun, sweet and cute, so it's hard (no pun intended) to turn down.

Every time he comes over, he stays the night; after sex we cuddle and wake each other up with little kisses. He also likes to wear my clothes. Which is odd since he is much taller than I am, but whatever, it's all good. Even with the retarded heat we have been experiencing, it's so nice to fall asleep next to a guy.

Feel free to puke.

[Enter cliche here] Oh - and he speaks fluent French. I didn't know how hot that could be!

MY ROOMIE SAW ME NAKED/GOT LAID!

Yesterday marked 2 important milestones; it was the first time I got laid since July, and my Roommate saw me totally stark naked...right after I got done fucking this guy. OK - this sounds trashy, I know, but I really thought my Roommate had already left for work. So this guy and I were really going at it, like fucking FUCKING (not being quiet).

We finish up and I walk to the bathroom, naked as the day I was born...and my Roommate is sitting on the couch watching TV (which is adjacent to my bedroom), HAHA. Whoops! Thankfully he got a back shot, but it still obviously caught him by surprise.

Anyways, about this guy; I responded to an ad he had put up on-line, and we've been e-mailing back and forth for weeks, met up once before, but last night was the first time we bumped uglies. He's cute, mid-20's, Puerto Rican, sexy lips. I have no idea where this is going, especially since I'm not really in the mood to date right now.

But hey, my arm works! I was worried I would not be able to "perform" with a gimp limb, but I put those fears to rest. I can still fuck like a champ.

Round #2 is about to commence...

MORE VOMIT INDUCING DETAILS

On Monday Night I had plans to take Joey out to dinner. But seeing as I'm unemployed, he's broke and it was raining like there was no tomorrow, we decided to "eat in". Dinner consisted of a mini frozen pizza and 2 bottles of wine.

Though I'm not much of wine drinker (I prefer whiskey and beer, yeah, I'm classy like that) I got nicely buzzed, and the sound of the falling rain contributed greatly to the overall romantic vibe of the evening, the balance of which was spent on the Joey's couch...

Nothing was on TV so we decided to watch a movie, eventually settling on "Running Scared" which is one of my favorite cops-n-robbers set in Chicago flicks.

Admittedly, it's not a very romantic movie (unless you have a crush on Jimmi Smits (which I kinda do) but really, we could have been watching static and it wouldn't have made a bit of difference. We made out like we were in high school, on and off, for literally hours.

Making out to this montage, with "Man Size Love" playing in the background was really funny and just barely ironic.

Of course, we ended up in his bed were we made "hot man sexy times". It wasn't even 50 degrees outside, and despite the windows being open we generated enough heat to light a small house for a year.

We were sweating like we were playing basketball; the things this boy is capable of [eyes involuntarily roll to the back of my head] literally blows my mind. So I guess what I'm saying is the sex was good. Great even. No, it was AWESOME!

Even better though was the simple act of waking up next to him in the morning. The sun came out and was streaming in through his window, falling on his adorable face and sexy pecs. Is it creepy that I like watching him sleep? I don't think so, but I could be wrong.

After Joey's alarm went off for the 5th time, he reluctantly got out of bed to get ready for work, while I snuggled in his bed. And when he came out of the shower, my naked ass was peeking out from under the covers, and he says "good morning sleeping booty".

It was cute but after typing that even I want to hurl. I can't wait to see him tomorrow night!