Thursday, June 17, 2010

THE LEAST ROMANTIC THING I HAVE EVER WITNESSED

Last night around 1AM or so I was smoking a cigarette out on the street, when a Meathead and his requisite petite blonde girl stroll past me. Here is exactly what I overheard:

MEATHEAD: "When we get back to your place I am taking your clothes off."
PETITE BLONDE: "...[high fives the Meathead]..."

THE END
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10 comments:

  1. MEETING NEIL IS EASYJune 17, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    Hahahahaha!! That's the funniest thing I heard all week!

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  2. MikeJune 17, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    So blunt.

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  3. Mind Of MineJune 17, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    At least someone got nailed!

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  4. Cockbag LLCJune 17, 2010 at 4:25 PM

    Pure KLAZZ from both parties!

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  5. AnonymousJune 17, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    i kind of like this.

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  6. Dean GreyJune 17, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    Is it wrong of me to be jealous of that petite blonde girl?

    -Dean

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  7. JUSTINJune 17, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    "Let's get you out of those pants" actually worked for me tonight. I'm no better or worse than the Meathead dude...

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  8. CJune 18, 2010 at 5:10 AM

    Oh Chicago - how I miss you.

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  9. AnonymousJune 19, 2010 at 1:53 AM

    So how did he look in drag?

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  10. jasonJune 19, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    at least he didn't call her "dude"
    (or did he? :)

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