Saturday, February 28, 2009

NO REALLY...I'M GAY!

Some might remember the girl that was deemed too fucked up to remain in the bar I work at, thus she had to go. Well, last night her and her friend were back. Initiailly I wouldn't let them in, until drunk/crazy/bitch officially apologized to me for her earlier behavior. She also pointed out that she wasn't wearing heels, so after conferring with my manager I let them in.

And  they behaved! Well, mostly. The drunk/crazy/bitch girl's friend openly admittted to me that she was "rolling her nuts off" while petting my jacket. Then she asked me for my number. I just laughed in her face but then explained that we "don't play for the same team". HAHA - she thought I was just being a dick!

Anyways, I was sursprised to learn that people still employ the use of KNIVES to smoke pot with. I was re-taught this techinque at an "after-party" of sorts last night. Wow, that brought me back to 1997 or so. I left soon after though...I'm too old for that shit.  

If anyone has no clue what "knives" are, this is a handy tutorial:

3 comments:

Pseudoblogger said...

wow, that is way too much work. Whatever happened to making a bowl in pottery class and trying to pass it off as a flower pot?

Anonymous said...

You ever run into Oprah on Michigan Avenue. She's porked up again. What happened to that cute chief she promoted so much a few years ago? I bet she's eating Hostess Twinkies now.

JUSTIN said...

...I'm not up to date on O's food makers. Sorry!