I LOVE ME SOME FRESH KICKS

Seeing as I got home around 4AM this morning, I woke up and faced a minor dilemma. Should I go to the gym...or do I want to get my ride washed up?

I opted for the latter, and although I could have easily drove over to the gym, I decided instead to buy some new sneaks.

On my way to the mall, I remembered that there was a Famous Footwear nearby...so I told my ride to pull a U and once inside the store, I was greeted with a lovely site: "Buy 1 get half Off!". Shit was ON!

For far too long I've been wanting to acquire a pair of white sneaks. I haven't rocked Nike's for years, but these gave me puppy eyes, and they were on sale for $60.

Then I found yet another pair of New Balance 574's, on clearance for $24.99. With the half off discount, these bad boys set me back a modest $13 and change.

Then I decided that I needed a new pair of jeans to rock with my new kicks. Classy homo that I am, I hit up Sears and found a sweet pair of Levi 511's. I think they flatter my ass, but my opinion is merely subjective.

Here's a shot of the updated fleet...

And yet another...

If I wasn't a gay dude, I'd totally be a straight girl.